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The guide books are all available in the website shop now
 

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This is my very good and very cleverly written book about how to live life on earth without falling over and banging your head.

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This is my very good and very cleverly written book about how to become super rich and be one of the riches people on the planet like me (sort of)

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This is my very good and very cleverly written book that it all about Goldfish and has lots, and lots of interesting facts and stories about them.

Click the book

to buy from

Amazon

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A very interesting and very well written series of letters from my potential father about a creature he believed was chasing him.

It's quite long and isn't as small like the Guide Books.

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