This is not what it looks like.

Turtle Shoes

A Blue and Grey (not white) Boat on a Sea of Custard

My Soul is a Doorway to a Dark and Empty Universe

Dots & Numbers 2

A Broken Rubiks Cube Floating on a Sea of Bananas

Glittery Orange Slime that has been put into a blue paddling pool.

Wooden Spoon 5 (I am not the famous spoon)

Wooden Spoon 3 (Je n'suis famous)

Wooden Spoon 1 (The famous one is not I)